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懂球号作者:中东游侠 Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷):VAR也很给力。炎苏斯进球时没推拉莫斯。(VAR also so fucking good. Jesus didn't push Ramos.) atthebatman(吃瓜球迷):而且这内里有两望族将。(A
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Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷):VAR也很给力。炎苏斯进球时没推拉莫斯。(VAR also so fucking good. Jesus didn't push Ramos.)

atthebatman(吃瓜球迷):而且这内里有两望族将。(And two of them are goalkeepers.)

CatfishLumi(吃瓜球迷):卡瓦哈尔的犯规太蠢了。(What a stupid challenge from Carvajal.)

RedE1729(曼城球迷):是瓜迪奥拉说的,他说很容易望出来什么时候该换下德布劳内。(Guardiola said that. He said it's easy to know when to take him off the pitch.)

KelechiEatingNachos(里昂球迷):库尔图瓦和德布劳内前女友偷腥,题目是他前女友一点都不火辣。(Courtwat stole his gf and she wasn't even hot.)

kaichick21(巴萨球迷):倘若主席受伤,吾们第二回相符只剩下12名球员了。(We have 12 players for the return leg if Pique is injured.)

Anticitizen-Zero(阿森纳球迷):噢该物化,吾还以为他是被租借到拜仁往的。(Damn I thought he was on like season 4 of his loan.)

bolibombis(吃瓜球迷):乌姆蒂蒂都仔细到了。(Umtiti can't stop looking it...)

Maximus-Festivus(阿森纳球迷):拜仁:4000万 1亿欧怎么样?(Bayern: How about 40 100m?)

BVB_Oeli(众特蒙德球迷):吾认为此举专门智慧,云云他就不必踢第二回相符了。(No, you see this is actually a smart move. This way he doesn't have to play the second leg.)

randomcommenterhehe(利物浦球迷):等第二回相符终结,保证你想怎么吹怎么吹。(Just wait for the second leg, then you can meme all you want...)

wwipe(巴萨球迷):是时候给莱添内斯打电话了。(Time to call Leganes.)

GIF:此时炎刺球迷想对切尔西球迷说……

trombowner(吃瓜球迷):简直是蠢到家了。(What an idiotic move.)

Dr_Big_Stick(阿森纳球迷):吾感觉梅尔滕斯的祝贺行作马上会被《FIFA》采纳。(That celebration is gonna haunt me in FIFA.)

Milanoate(吃瓜球迷):德布劳内的粉红脸蛋儿太容易被晒伤了,因而他不期待女友太火辣。(KDB is so pink and easy to get sunburns so he didn't want a very hot gf.)

NicoTheNicoh(阿贾克斯球迷):德布劳内这哥们望首来牟足了劲要抢回前女友。(My man heating up to steal his girlfriend back.)

raymondliang(切尔西球迷):赶紧宣布拜仁7-2获胜算了。(Just announce 7-2 and get this over with.)

rWtpt(拜仁球迷):能够吹吹屏幕上的灰就能望见了,就像一些迂腐的卷轴那样。(Probably had to blow dust off the screen, like some ancient scroll.)

yellknowmahname(吃瓜球迷):这个世界上管家婆正版四不像图白小姐内部精选免费大全,只有物化亡、交税和拉莫斯的红牌是永远的。(Death, taxes and Ramos getting a red card.)

kokin33(吃瓜球迷):终于轮到德布劳内踢了。(finally De Bruyne takes one.)

alaslipknot(尤文图斯球迷):这个祝贺行作90%的精髓在外情管家婆正版四不像图白小姐内部精选免费大全,因而《FIFA》肯定会搞砸。(his facial expression makes 90% of it and am 100% that Fifa/Pes will fuck it up.)

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115102(拜仁球迷):你见过德布劳内现在的媳妇儿么?库尔图瓦统统是出于兄弟义气。(Have you seen his wife? Courtois did KDB a solid.)

Khonnan(曼联球迷):愿闻其详。(I need some more information here.)

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Kotleba(吃瓜球迷):沃靠。(Oh shit.)

Umbricon(曼城球迷):说实话吾也是。(To be honest, so was I.)

The_Flying_Demon(吃瓜球迷):照样太乐不益看了点儿。(Thats optimistic.)

stjornuryk(吃瓜球迷):最益乐的是他犯规后居然指向斯特林暗示后者把球碰出了底线。(My favorite part was when he pointed at Sterling indicating that the ball went off him and out of bounds lol.)

takeaway_maithai(曼联球迷):就你们这袭击还能有2?(You think your attack will score a goal ?)

gnorrn(吃瓜球迷):自2015年至今,为巴萨在欧冠削减赛客场进过球的只有两名球员:梅西和乌龙。(First away knockout goal for Barca not scored by Messi or OG since 2015.)

JVSkol(巴萨球迷):他甚至能够用这来测量罚肆意球时到人墙的距离。(He could use that shit to measure the barrier's distance for freekicks.)

godfrey1(AC米兰球迷):为了欧洲杯,你这挑高球队凝结力的法子也是绝了。(that would be a nice team building exercise for Euros.)

Whisperr(皇马球迷):吾还盼着埃德森踢呢。(Was hoping it would be Ederson.)

upvote-me-ya-bish(巴萨球迷):吾要是德布劳内,点球进了吾也不在库尔图瓦眼前祝贺。(If i was kdb i would've celebrated in front of his face.)

rumzii(吃瓜球迷):《FIFA》即将收到一大波投诉邮件。(You know that is going to get spammed.)

那不勒斯 1-1 巴塞罗那

Burisermate(阿森纳球迷):吾们什么时候才能激活4000万 1欧元回购条款?(When can we activate the £40m £1 buyback clause?)

mejfju(吃瓜球迷):更蠢的是他居然还向主裁判申诉。(Even more stupid that he's arguing about it.)

DaREY297(皇马球迷):拜仁踢得就像是在主场相通,他们表清新本身才是伦敦最益的球队。(Bayern playing like they were playing at home just confirms that they are the best club in London.)

VAR表现马科斯-阿隆索肘击莱万

不代外面点

uxley_b554(曼城球迷):德布劳内的前插太牛X了,就像是一个白里透粉的亚亚-图雷。(Loved the way he was maurading forward the entire match, like a white/pink Yaya Toure.)

ItaUch04(吃瓜球迷):嗯有人说他的体力槽是可见的。(Like someone said, he has his own visible stamina bar.)

Umbricon(曼城球迷):吾们居然踢进了一个点球,没搞错吧。(we actually scored a pen wtf.)

NotClayMerritt(切尔西球迷):他都跌倒了,肯定是被推的!拉莫斯这么远大的球员绝对不会跳水骗犯规的!(He fell over so he clearly got pushed! Ramos would NEVER do something like dive!)

KyloRen_(不莱梅球迷):巴萨客场也能进球?扯呢吧?(Barcelona scoring an away goal? What?)

Soulesseeker(炎刺球迷):该物化,你车的0-3根本就不足吹的。(Dammit, 0-3 is not big enough to be memed about.)

majortung(吃瓜球迷):先前的25张红牌简直是草菅人命。(He deserved none of the 25 red cards he got so far.)

切尔西 0-3 拜仁慕尼暗,格纳布里双响

JediNinja(曼城球迷):他的脸越踢越红。(The longer the match goes, the more red in the face he gets.)

yyzable(利物浦球迷):先是阿森纳、炎刺,现在是切尔西,不清新他们对阵西汉姆联时会嘈杂成什么样。(Arsenal, Spurs and now Chelsea. Wonder what kind of mauling they would give West Ham.)

aranamor(吃瓜球迷):必须的必!他是吾见过的最实诚的球员。(I know right! he's the most honest footballer I've ever seen.)

falcon_hoof(切尔西球迷):等等,你们会鼓捣这VAR的表现屏?(Wait you can use the screens for VAR?)

HowImetYourTaco(吃瓜球迷):有人仔细到皮克倒地时主裁判有什么了不得的地方么?(Anyone see the ref's huge dick as he stood over Pique while he was hurt.)

Kotleba(吃瓜球迷):没图你说个**。(You did not just type such a comment without providing a picture for us.)

皇马 1-2 曼城,炎苏斯力压拉莫斯头球建功,德布劳内点射

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  据《米兰体育报》记者尼科洛-斯基拉报道,莱斯特城和拉齐奥想在今夏免签拉拉纳。  拉拉纳今年31岁,本赛季他为利物浦出场16次,其中6次首发,贡献1球2助攻。他是在2014年夏天从南安普顿转会加盟利物浦的。  报道称,莱斯特城和拉齐奥都想在今夏以免签的形式签下拉拉纳,球员的合同也将在今夏到期,目前利物浦还没有与拉拉纳开启续约谈判。

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